Dexter26
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Му нема рамен на Џек Хантер со неговите искрени реклами на Cracked.
You see it was made by... well, I don't wanna use the word slaves because its not correct. But employees is a bid of a stretch too...
No unions... that's right, no unions, please...
Why don't we leave questions like that to the philosophers...
The big bucks that I demand because skinny people who walk on a tiny strip of bar grading in New York and Milan say that it's worth it...
That, and the cost of a young child's youth because most knockoff handbags are made with child labor...
Аn ergonomic backpack might be better for my back. -You'd look like a slob...
That fanny pack ? -That's hipster tourist nonsense...
Pockets that fit things like my wallet and the phone? -Mmm, big pockets are for men...
Horton jeans, now with smaller pockets...
You need one, you want one, all because purse makers like me make reusable garbage bags that you could sling over your shoulder and call beautiful...
You lucky duck... We men sure wish we could wear purses [we don't]...
Haah women, always losing everything in their purses...
I love a useless product... I love a useless product... Mmm, chemicals... -Wonderful, just wonderful...
That's right, I am fuckin' 60...
Like a lie... lies are forever...
Can you really put a price on love ? Yes, love costs on average 31.500 dollars...
Congratulations, you've met the love of your life. What better way to celebrate than by spending several paychecks on a party for so many friends, family members and people you don't know, but who your parents insisted you invite that you never speak with any of them for longer than 15 seconds...
These are pleasant smelling remains of murdered plant life. They cost 2.000 dollars and are garbage 2 hours after you say "I do"...
Common wisdom states an engagement ring should cost roughly two months salary...
I now pronounce you husband and wife. Fuck you, pay me...
You see it was made by... well, I don't wanna use the word slaves because its not correct. But employees is a bid of a stretch too...
No unions... that's right, no unions, please...
Why don't we leave questions like that to the philosophers...
The big bucks that I demand because skinny people who walk on a tiny strip of bar grading in New York and Milan say that it's worth it...
That, and the cost of a young child's youth because most knockoff handbags are made with child labor...
Аn ergonomic backpack might be better for my back. -You'd look like a slob...
That fanny pack ? -That's hipster tourist nonsense...
Pockets that fit things like my wallet and the phone? -Mmm, big pockets are for men...
Horton jeans, now with smaller pockets...
You need one, you want one, all because purse makers like me make reusable garbage bags that you could sling over your shoulder and call beautiful...
You lucky duck... We men sure wish we could wear purses [we don't]...
Haah women, always losing everything in their purses...
I love a useless product... I love a useless product... Mmm, chemicals... -Wonderful, just wonderful...
That's right, I am fuckin' 60...
Like a lie... lies are forever...
Can you really put a price on love ? Yes, love costs on average 31.500 dollars...
Congratulations, you've met the love of your life. What better way to celebrate than by spending several paychecks on a party for so many friends, family members and people you don't know, but who your parents insisted you invite that you never speak with any of them for longer than 15 seconds...
These are pleasant smelling remains of murdered plant life. They cost 2.000 dollars and are garbage 2 hours after you say "I do"...
Common wisdom states an engagement ring should cost roughly two months salary...
I now pronounce you husband and wife. Fuck you, pay me...